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wajian 发表于 2008-12-3 10:17

一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:     前台小姐:“Hello.” 美国人:“Hi.” 前台小姐:“You have what thing?” 美国人:“Can you speak english?” 前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?” 前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!” 美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?” 美国人:“I want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” 美国人吐血而亡。。。

2009wu 发表于 2008-12-3 10:31

看不懂英文

2009wu 发表于 2008-12-3 10:32

Head not zai. You tomorrow come:yxh046

humy234 发表于 2008-12-3 10:38

哈哈……

落单的毛毛虫 发表于 2008-12-3 10:41

中式英语.

pzr 发表于 2008-12-3 10:45

IF you old three old four , I give you color see see !!!

pzr 发表于 2008-12-3 10:47

If you old three old four, I will give you some color to see see ...

apia1898 发表于 2008-12-3 10:52

中西结合,好!

小燕子84 发表于 2008-12-3 10:57

:yxh066 :yxh066 :yxh066

﹎凱児.﹎ 发表于 2008-12-3 11:00

哈哈哈,笑撒; ·

Amily 发表于 2008-12-3 11:49

崩溃,说得很好哈~

宝贝么么 发表于 2008-12-3 11:56

哈哈,这是初中生常犯的毛病`~

谷氨酸脱羧酶 发表于 2008-12-3 12:43

很聪明么

ajtvpq 发表于 2008-12-3 12:49

看不懂

发表于 2008-12-3 12:50

看不懂!!

泡沫儿 发表于 2008-12-3 13:20

哈哈,有意思。。。。。:yxh021 :yxh021 :yxh021

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